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I was excited when I saw Yellowstone trending because I thought, finally, there was a show update. The problem is I forgot about the Hollywood strike, like most of America has. No, turns out Yellowstone is trending because of yet another imbecile wanting to get close to an animal for Instagram or whatever other social media aspect.

While fans of the show are all about the killing, the music, and Beth, they skip the parts of the show that tell you to respect nature and the ecology. You wind up with dinkuses like this guy.

Today's viral video saw a Mama Bear out having a stroll with her cubs.

Now, there is a reason why conservative mothers refer to themselves as Mama Grizzlies. If an actual mama grizzly thinks her cubs are in danger, or if a potential predator comes anywhere near them, she will F*CKING DESTROY YOU.

Yellowstone tourists don't seem to grasp that. Nor do they appear to grasp what too many cars on a one-lane highway do to traffic. While traffic was at a stop, people got out of their cars to get a better look at the mama bear.

This was a safe distance away but apparently was not good enough. Other people got out of their cars and ran toward the mama bear. Including one idiot that grabbed their small child, and charged the bear family with her.

I don't know if they were looking to die. Because this is how you die. They are lucky the mama started to walk away.

There are right ways to embrace Yellowstone culture and wrong ways to embrace Yellowstone culture.

Right ways: Listen to Zach Bryan and Whiskey Myers, drink whiskey, cook something over an open fire, and spend time outdoors.

Wrong ways: Charge after 500-pound animals while they are out with their 300-pound children in their natural habitat.

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