The guy who does Ultra Spiritual Life is my guru. Many of you are into God, Jesus, cats like that. Which is fine. I just need something a little more enlightened. Also, hysterical (see If Meat-Eaters Acted like Pompous Vegans and Comedian Hilariously Skewers Liberal Outrage Culture with ‘How to Get Offended…”). How this is the first time Ultra Spiritual Life has hit social justice warriors, I don't know.

But mocking SJWs is like eating pizza. There's always room for leftovers the next morning.

This is my keyboard. See it? When I'm behind it, I'm invincible. I can say anything without consequence. It helps me dish out social justice. Serving size LARGE!

What happens when he catches you being non-PC? You get the Five Step protocol. I won't ruin it for you. I can imagine SJWs "thinking" similarly in their Lena Dunham-like lizard brains. Banging on their keyboards like Geico commercial cavemen. Keys sticking to fingers from spilled soy and Cheetos dust. The dust and the soy have made a paste.

If you can't find anything to mock the left for, you should leave comedy to people with a sense of humor. Or people who aren't triggered by knock-knock jokes. WHAT IF YOU SELF IDENTIFY AS DEAF AND CAN'T HEAR KNOCKING??????

It's almost too easy to mock these cartoons. Like Tess Holliday at an all-you-can-eat dessert buffet. So many delicious items, it's sometimes difficult to pick one to start.

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