I love you, Internet.

As MulvaneyMania runs wild across the United States, we return up north to America Jr. Where LwC 2022 Woman of the Year Kayla Lemieux -- the Canadian shop teacher with ginormous chesticles (and rock-hard nipples) -- was busted (no pun intended) coming out of a Canadian mall sans-mammories.

Some of you may be saying, "Brodigan, didn't you report Kayla's boobs are real and s/he has something called gigantomastia?" Yes, we at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website DID report that. It turns out a guy who puts on ginormous funbags to prance around high school students might have a truth-telling problem. Rebel News got the scoop.

BUSTED! We caught Kayla Lemieux at a shopping mall. He was NOT sporting his 'real' Z-cup breasts!youtu.be

I don't know if Canada has a Pulitzer Prize, but it needs to go to Rebel News.

“Mr. Lemieux, where are your breasts? I thought your breasts were real. Where are your breasts?”

The least surprising in all this is that Kayla would be the kind of -- Canadian -- to still be wearing an N95 mask in 2023.

Here's where the story gets confusing because right up until now everything made total sense. Is she or isn't he?

Kayla was believed to be a beautiful and brave trans person living their authentic brave and beautiful life, even if her main feature was fake and looks like it causes back pain. Parents thought it was inappropriate for a teacher to be dressed like that, but not unlike school boards in America, the Canadian school boards said "F*ck them kids."

Then the New York Post caught Lemieux outside of school without -- I guess at this point, "his" -- wig and strap-on titties. And I quote:

“He puts the breasts on to teach, occasionally when he goes for a walk or when the cops visit.”

Odd, because my understanding of trans and non-binary people is that they commit to the gimmick 24/7. They don't just put on a costume when they are around children. Kayla, it turns out, when she is away from children is a mediocre schlubby bloke.

It makes you wonder about the anon boards reporting the teacher -- when identifying as a male -- was almost fired for "toxic masculinity" and would tell his shop class of impressional young boys how silly the idea of things like gender-neutral bathrooms is. That wasn't redpilling enough, so "Kayla" was born.

Which is it? Master troll? Sexual devient? Mental patient? We The Content demand answers once and for all!

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