Ah 2015. The year we got the biggest iPad that no one really has use for...the same year all of liberalisms promises blew up like "suitcase clocks." We always knew these policies would fail, but this year they're really nosediving. In verifiable, statistically observable ways. Let us count the many ways of liberal policy failures. Watch the video below, then read the sources to learn more...

THE ECONOMY

Despite the unemployment numbers that Obama tries to trot out, despite all the whiners with handmade signs about a 15 dollar minimum wage, we've never had so few people working in decades. At 62.6%, we have the lowest job participation rate since October 1977. Not all were replaced with friendly machines (read Minimum Wage Hikes Result in McDonalds Closing Doors), some jobs were outsourced, some disappeared because of rising costs of business (thank Obamacare, minimum wage hikes, and taxes for that one), but mostly people opted to stick out their hands and take. Welfare created a mob of monsters, liberalism told these monsters they deserved it. Rhetoric like "You didn't build that," plus the constant maligning of the "one percent" has led us to a lower working class. Welcome to the new America: fewer people work, more people bitch.

Ten year slice...

NATIONAL SECURITY

Since abandoning Iraq (because the narrative of the Obama administration was "Osama is dead, GM is alive") a vacuum was created in the already unstable Middle East, giving rise to ISIS and terrorism. In fact global terrorism has increased a whopping 80%:

The Global Terrorism Index report, which was released Tuesday, says there has been a "dramatic rise" in terrorism over the last 15 years. There are nine times more people killed in terrorist attacks today than there were in 2000.

ISIS chop off heads, they drown their foes, they rape women, they pillage, they plunder, they destroy. Obama deemed ISIS "the JV team," but they've earned their letter in capital "T" Terrorism. Though they shan't touch the pigskin, their varsity jackets are adorned with skulls of infidels. Now they're infiltrating Europe and the United States. Who do we have to blame? Go ahead, take a holy dagger'd stab at it.

Liberals always tell us closing borders is, like, super hateful. But after the Paris terrorist attacks, France decided to close its borders. Not because of hate, but because security. Turns out knowing who is coming and going in your country is not racist so much as necessary to prevent your citizenry from being decapitated and raped. In times of crisis, everyone becomes a Conservative. If France had closed its borders before, maybe a terrorist posing as a Syrian refugee (hypothetically speaking), wouldn't have entered and killed a bunch of innocent people. France opted for the feels than the border security. Liberalism kills again.

IDENTITY POLITICS AND THE RACIAL DIVIDE

Speaking of poop swastikas hitting Ikea fans, Scandinavian countries are experiencing their own shit storms with cultural and economic collapse. Muslim populations are on the rise, while the native Scandinavians are busy not making babies. Hey, someone has to design your daybed that turns into a desk. As such, rape culture is rampant, the welfare system is collapsing, their culture is slipping through their fingertips. But don't talk about that, or you're a racist. A racist who can't afford to drive a POS car (what with the 180% tax required to support their welfare state). Reminder, these are the countries Hillary and Bernie love most of all. They point to them as the perfect model. You know who disagrees with them? The people who voted in said policies.

Both in Europe and the United States, racism is on the rise. A few reasons for this. In Europe, a "we welcome all cultures, especially Islamists" mentality has led some native peoples to resent their governments. In turn, they irrationally aim said resentment toward the people said government overwhelmingly favors: victims who happen to be Muslim. Lots of these Muslim men are also raping the native girls, but we're not supposed to talk about real rape culture.

It's Islamophobic.

In the United States, racial tensions are high for fake reasons: black Americans are buying into the idea that police are targeting them, that they're being hunted in droves (they're not), that white people are exerting their white privilege and drawing symbols with feces to "intimidate them." All crap. As a result of this fake narrative being perpetuated by the media and Obama, violence and public resentment against cops is on the rise.

All of these problems can be attributed to rampant liberalism (or "progressivism" to you liberals who've woken up but still claim the label). Liberals create the problem, liberals swoop in to "solve the problem" then create more problems, then promise to solve those more problems. They push off actual solutions to later. For a while, it always seems like it's going to work.

Then you realize that you're merely sitting in the eye of the storm. It's a stage-5 crapacane. A whole crap-system. And the eye is about to pass.

Finally the chickens have come home to roost. Someone's got to foot the bill. It's finally here, and it's massive.

Co-written by Steven Crowder and Courtney Kirchoff. They're not sorry.