While American feminists complain about Trump for reasons they're not sure of, all the while wearing vaginal hats or full pussy regalia, the women in the Middle East? They're just content to remove actual symbols of female oppression: face veils. Watch as these women freed from ISIS tear off the veils and dance.

This is a moment all feminists should be celebrating. It's what liberation looks and probably feels like. I type "probably" because I've not been imprisoned by ISIS. Though I have been stuck in line at the DMV. A close second. But I can certainly empathize with their situation. Marching around wearing costumes meant to look like genitalia? Not real feminist liberation. Calling yourself a "nasty woman" while you talk about menstrual bleeding on your sheets, ala Ashely Judd? Not real feminist liberation. Complaining about a non-existent gender pay gap because you fail to comprehend basic economics, or even how to conduct a Google search? Not real feminist liberation. Learn how to type, ladies.

In fact, I contend many "feminists" residing in cushy first world countries like the United States, aren't real feminists until they address the deplorable oppression facing Islamic women. Read Dear 'Feminists': You'll Never Be Relevant Until You Address Islam's Real Rape Culture. I'd also advise the brush up on basic hygiene. Starting with brushes.

Since I alluded to it, behold the "feminist" march.

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