California might as well be its own planet. Fitting, as they're already packed with aliens. Aliens of the illegal variety, that is.

These are the jokes.

Naturally, the glut of illegal hombres gives the good people of ICE a plethora of business. In a plot twist surprising no one, far left locos don't take too kindly to ICE waving adios to los crimanales. The Chief Justice of California's Supreme Court has even demanded that ICE not bust illegals at courthouses. You know, where all that legal stuff happens.

California Supreme Court Chief Justice Tani Cantil-Sakauye on Thursday told federal immigration officials to stop “stalking undocumented immigrants” at California courthouses.

Cantil-Sakauye said she was “deeply concerned” that U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents are apparently seeking out undocumented immigrants for deportation at courthouses and courtrooms from San Francisco to Los Angeles.

Yes, because again, that's where these bad hombres are taken for prosecution. Put it this way, if you're hungry, you're better served at a grocery store. Think of ICE as peckish teenagers in need of some grub. Why go hunting for food when you can just walk up to a place where you know you'll find exactly what you're looking for?

“Courthouses should not be used as bait in the necessary enforcement of our country’s immigration laws,” she said in a letter sent to U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions and Homeland Security Secretary John Kelly on Thursday. “Enforcement policies that include stalking courthouses and arresting undocumented immigrants, the vast majority of whom pose no risk to public safety, are neither safe nor fair. They not only compromise our core value of fairness but they undermine the judiciary’s ability to provide equal access to justice. I respectfully request that you refrain from this sort of enforcement in California's courthouses.”

So, in other words, ICE doing their job is a big no bueno. Specifically in an area where the law is the entire reason for being there.

You really have to appreciate the absurdity of it all. A Chief Justice whose oath is to the law, demanding law enforcement officers not do their job at the place where laws are enforced. It sounds too silly to be real. But, such is the case when you're dealing with leftists. With this judge's inability to understand the fundamentals of how laws work, I'd say she chose the wrong career path. Might I suggest folding burritos? That's not racist, the folds are the best parts. #FoldsMatter

Also, how is it unfair that the illegals get busted at the courthouse? I wasn't aware there was an Emily Post etiquette book for busting criminals. Illegals don't exactly broadcast their whereabouts to the public. A court date may be ICE's only shot at catching them. Comprende?

This is what unchecked leftism looks like. When progressives take the wheel, you're left with a dystopia where child prostitution is legal, but dissing climate change might land you in the big house. The idea of law enforcement officers enforcing the law is unfathomable. Especially at the physical embodiment of law enforcement, a court house. I realize I've repeated that point many times. Deal with it.

Leftist malarkey like this has driven people out of the Golden State, like Cowardly Lion Lookalike Metallica frontman, James Hetfield. Heck, up until recently even the rain couldn't stand California.

If Californians are wondering why they're the butt of so many jokes, wonder no more.

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