Since September 11, 2001, the pundits have gone out of their way to tell us Islam is the religion of peace. They've gone out of their way to tell us not all Muslims are terrorists. These same pundits have ridiculed anyone who dare mock the prophet Muhammad, all but excusing any retaliatory action from said peaceful Islamists. So it should come as no surprise that post Paris-attacks (by Islamists), before the bodies were even cold, Muslims world-wide played their victim cards, hoping to garner sympathy for Muslims. Not for the victims of the attacks. No, no, the Muslims wanted sympathy for Muslims.

When France channeled their inner Napoleons by retaliating to sheer, civilian-targeted brutality of the Paris attacks by bombing an ISIS training center in Syria, the Muslims, of the religion of peace, took to social media to weep, to complain, to equate retaliation from a terror attack with the terror attack itself. But they like, really hate terrorism you guys. They're super serious. Below are screen captures of some of these precious souls:

Here's the birka'd elephant in the room: if Islam is the religion of peace, why aren't you Muslims across the globe condemning ISIS in droves? Why aren't you applauding France's retaliatory action against these supposed fringe extremists in your ranks? Think of it this way...from a Christian here. If the Westboro Baptist church, whose current membership and maturity is about that of a daycare center, was blowing people up or chopping off heads (I LOL at the thought, their greatest weapon is an incendiary, poorly drawn sign), they couldn't be exterminated fast enough. By fellow Christians. Like me. Who would denounce them soundly, celebrating with far better signage. Like from Kinkos. I'm talking full color, vinyl banners with grommets. The Liberace of signs.

If nobody hates ISIS more than you poor, put-upon, victimized Muslims...why are you crying lakes of tears when the French target and attack ISIS? I know it's totally racist Islamaphobic to ask, but I want to know. If "refugees" are fleeing ISIS, why are they butt-hurt when ISIS and Syria gets shafted by the French? Shouldn't these refugees, shouldn't you Muslims of peace pull out your foam fingers and party hats when ISIS gets their pork tenderloin stuffed and served? French style.

Yes. Went there.

Yes, you would, if what we were told about Islam, that it's a religion of peace on par with the tantric yoga you practice with your borderline-molesting instructor, were true. But those pesky facts come back to bite us in our butts every time. Anywhere Muslims attain a majority rule, they erect Sharia courts, they support death to anyone who leaves Islam (like converting to Christianity, Judaism or Pastafaria), they will kill gay men for speaking with a lisp, and ascribe second class citizenry to women. Got it? Islamists are totally cool with offing the gays and instituting real rape culture. And that's a non-terrorism, best case scenario.

Are most Muslims active terrorists? Of course not. But to deny the terrorist ideology ingrained in Islam from none other than Muhammad himself is as stupid as... well denying the terrorist ideology ingrained in Islam itself. Which is why these Muslims who are outraged over retaliatory action from France against ISIS are actively siding with terrorists. Whether they realize it or not. Sometimes, it really is as simple as "you're either with us or against us." Not always, but sometimes. Especially when you consider the stakes. Literally. Stakes with heads on them. Heads of gay men. Islamic whiners/sympathizers are ISIS's brothers and enslaved, genitally-mutlated sisters in arms. You do not have to strap on a bomb yourself to find yourself complicit with blowing up civilians.

What all of these #PrayForSyria and #MuslimsAreNotTerrorists tags tell us is that even you moderate Muslims seem more angry with France's retaliatory action against ISIS than the Parisian attack itself. You "moderate" Muslims are more concerned with creating a false moral equivalency, with demanding sympathy, than demanding for ISIS's heads. Look, you Muslims are not calling for religious reform. You're not promising to hunt down these bastards, you're not calling for Syria to deal with ISIS. No, what you're doing is playing the pity-party card (read Dear Moderate Muslims: Your Self-Pity Party is Disgusting). You moderate Muslims have shown us that in the Islamic world, when push comes to shove, you side with the Islamic world, not with the western democracies who are fighting Islamic extremism.

And that's a non-terrorism, best case scenario.

What other conclusion should we drawing from your response? Maybe, just maybe, you "moderate" Muslims aren't bothered so much with your brothers and oppressed sisters in Islam. Because even when you "flee" these countries filled with Sharia and oppression, when you reach a new homeland, you erect the same systems and laws you left in the first place. Said places then turn into all-too-familiar Islamic crapholes. Look no further than Dearborn, Michigan (craphole) which voted 4-3 to implement Sharia Law:

In a surprise weekend vote, the city council of Dearborn, Michigan voted 4-3 to became the first US city to officially implement all aspects of Sharia Law.  The tough new law, slated to go into effect January 1st, addresses secular law including crime, politics and economics as well as personal matters such as sexual intercourse, fasting, prayer, diet and hygiene.

The new law could see citizens stoned for adultery or having a limb amputated for theft. Lesser offenses, such as drinking alcohol or abortion, could result in flogging and/or caning. In addition, the law imposes harsh laws with regards to women and allows for child marriage.

And that's a non-terrorism, best case scenario.

Here's the scary thing, all jokes aside (for just this one sentence): everyone who refuses to see the reality of Islam, everyone who thinks the values of freedom can play nicely with the ideals of Islam, you're naiveté is putting us in danger (read Dear Cowardly Politicians Subverting Our Safety for 'Refugees'.... The truth of Islam is out there for everyone to see, but you have to be brave enough to see it and accept it. These people hate us for our values, they hate us for our culture, they hate us for our freedom. We cannot peacefully COEXIST with Islam.

Namely because that damn "C" wants to kill all the other letters.

Nowhere in the Islamic world does freedom exist. Nowhere. Freedom cannot exist within Islam, it only exists outside of it. So choose your sympathies wisely. It can be for freedom, or Islam, but never both.

And that's a non-terrorism, best case scenario.

By Steven Crowder and Courtney Kirchoff