People who ask "Don't you know who I am?" in response to getting caught on the wrong side of the law, are herpes. Always there. Always present. No value to them except for mocking. Enter former Port Authority commissioner Caren Turner. So self-important she spells her name with a C. I'll let the crude insult pass by this time. Surprising to probably no one, she's also an ex-Hillary Clinton aide. Cackling, elitist witches polish their brooms together. Change my mind (see Hillary Clinton Also Blames President Obama for Her Election Loss and Hillary Clinton Tries to Take Credit for #MeToo).

The video really speaks for itself.

Port Authority ethics chairwoman Caren Turner resigned after being caught on video berating and threatening officers :https://t.co/COYjoI1UMo pic.twitter.com/ISTdZbzu73

— POLITICO (@politico) April 24, 2018

A New Jersey police department has released a video showing a former Port Authority commissioner and ex-Hillary Clinton aide trying to use her position to threaten officers who pulled over her daughter’s friend during a traffic stop on Easter weekend.

The remarkable video released by the Tenafly Police Department shows Caren Z. Turner, 60, a Democratic Party lobbyist, flash her badge and boast of her connections to the chief of police and the local mayor while berating two officers who pulled over a car whose Nevada registration had expired.

Notice Caren with a C insults the officer's use of language. I understand being a grammar Nazi, as I can be one myself. However, to leverage "I speak gooder than you" as an insult to a person's status is the definition of a... dang it, I really want to use a nasty word that starts with a C. I know that makes me a horrible person, but feel this broad warrants it.

If you get busted by five-oh, do what the rest of us serfs do: be polite to the officers, they're only doing their jobs. Even if you think they're wrong for picking on poor little you. If you think you've been singled out for being a woman, a person of color, or an insufferable twit (I subbed out a vowel there), take it up with a lawyer or the judge later. Pro-tip to Caren with a C: while you're scheduling your appointment with some legal professional, might I recommend scheduling an appointment with the proctologist. To remove the giant rod shoved up your anus. Maybe the doctor will also find your head up there. Believe strong enough, and you too may one day shed your reptilian skin. #BelieveInMiracles

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