There's two types of hate crimes. The ones with leftist "victims" ...and actual hate crimes. An example of which being the kidnap and torture of a handicapped man simply because he's white. Pummeling your own face meat out of self-loathing? Sure, it's some kind of thing, but not a hate crime (Gay YouTube Star Beats Himself Up. Calls it a 'Hate Crime'...). Seek mental help. Turns out hating yourself doesn't make a hate crime. Twas a lesson not yet learned by the hoofed mammal pictured above when she sauntered down to the police station to deem herself a victim of hate...

A 21-year-old Ann Arbor woman pleaded guilty as charged to one count of false report of a misdemeanor in 15th District Court... Halley Bass admitted in court that she fabricated a story about a strange man scratching her face in downtown Ann Arbor.

"I was suffering from depression at the time," Bass told Judge Elizabeth Pollard Hines. "I made a superficial scratch on my face. It was visible and I was embarrassed about what I'd done. So I made up a story and told a friend that a stranger had done it while I was walking. I was encouraged to go to the police. I made the mistake of doing that."

Protip for hate crime hoaxers: wasting police resources with one's lies and whineage are not the makings of a good idea. Sort of like how clawing your own face out of frustration isn't a good idea.

But it gets even worse. Here's her explanation...

At the time, Bass claimed her attack was part of the surge in hate crimes following the election of Donald Trump a week earlier. She told police she was targeted for wearing a solidarity pin connected to [immigrants affected by] Britain's "Brexit" vote.

Bass admitted to scratching her own face with the pin after becoming upset during a Women's Literature class at the University of Michigan. Bass heard of other incidents on campus, including the incident of a woman wearing a hijab who said a man threatened to light her on fire if she didn't take it off. Ann Arbor police later determined that incident was a hoax too, though.

Hate crimes and hoaxes go together like unsightly "ladies" and feminism. Speaking of which, on account of her being jailed up, it appears Halley won't be able to participate in #ADayWithoutAWoman. In light of this, I propose leftists participate in #ADayWithoutAHoax instead. Out of solidarity with this gal and loads of other liberals, of course.

Let's be real for a second though. You've likely noticed heaps of leftist tears since the election, accusations of hate crimes, protests, mental breakdowns. Stuff that's been a normal part of leftism for a while now, granted, but it's reached a fever pitch in recent months. Liberal "victims" have been plastered all over the media, despite their stories turning out to be fake (see Man Claims Mom Died in Iraq Because of Trump Ban. He Lied.)... Meanwhile, actual victims of politically charged violence seem to all have one thing in common: being a not-leftist.

And the ones curb stomping faces and lighting things on fire? Yep, you guessed it. Like this chick, they're snot gobbling social justice ninnies.

So much tolerance...

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