One of the big stories making the rounds right now is the one about the ginormous doucheburrito who assaulted a Trump-supporting kid and jacked his MAGA hat. When the story first broke, the asshat had seemingly gotten away scot-free.

Well, worry no more. The authorities now have the ass-o-saurus in custody, and boy is he in big trouble:

San Antonio police detectives nabbed Kino Jimenez, 30, without incident in nearby Universal City, Texas and booked him on a theft of person charge, according to the police department.

The arrest came after a cell phone video surfaced on Twitter showing 16-year-old Hunter Richard being verbally abused and assaulted for wearing the bright red hat early Wednesday morning inside a San Antonio outlet of the popular Whataburger fast-food chain.

The video, which was recorded by a friend of Richard and quickly went viral in online social media, shows a bearded man throwing a drink in the teen victim's face, and then yelling "you ain’t supporting s—t" as he left the eating establishment with the hat.

But wait, it gets even better:

A manager of a San Antonio-area bar called Rumble identified Jimenez as a former part-time employee. Management fired him shortly after seeing the video.

Out of a job and looking at some serious jail time. This, my friends, is what we call karma. You can only be a colossal buttmunch to everyone for so long before the universe restores the balance. I can imagine what this hat-nabbing pendejo is thinking right about now.

I also have a hunch he knew he was in deep doo-doo. Seeing as he decided to change up his look in response to his "newfound fame."

All of this over a silly red hat with some writing on it. This thieving, soda-throwing turd-burglar could have seethed at the sight of a MAGA person and punched his pillow when he got home. Instead, his new place of residence is a cage. Not unlike the ones within which Barry Obama placed small illegal kiddies.

I hope it was worth it.

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