In case you didn't know, we're in the midst of the age of crusty feminist hambeasts squealing about the evils of the man race. If you think I'm a loon for suggesting such a thing, just have a look at this unhinged, man-hating succubus:

I yelled at my husband last night. Not pick-up-your-socks yell. This was 30 minutes of from-the-gut yelling. Triggered by a small, thoughtless, dismissive, annoyed, patronizing comment. In that roiling moment, screaming at my husband as if he represented every clueless male on the planet (and I every angry woman of 2018), I announced that I hate all men and wish all men were dead.

Well, she seems like a real sweetheart, doesn't she?

In the centuries of feminist movements that have washed up and away, good men have not once organized their own mass movement to change themselves and their sons or to attack the mean-spirited, teasing, punching thing that passes for male culture. Not once. Bastards. Don’t listen to me. Listen to each other. Talk to each other. Earn your power for once.

Good men hate rape and rapists. Good men hate assholes. They also don’t don costumes resembling their crotches to march against feminist land whales. Therein lies the difference.

The gender war that has broken out in this country is flooding all our houses. It’s rising on the torrent of memories that every woman has. Those memories have come loose from the attic and the basement where we’ve stashed them. They are floating all around us and there is no place left to store them out of sight. Not just memories of sexual abuse. Memories of being dismissed, disdained, distrusted.

Geez, I wonder why anyone would ever dismiss, disdain, or distrust this gonad-despising wench.

Funny how she acknowledges there’s a gender war, but doesn’t see how declaring all men as terrible bog trolls plays a part in that same gender war. Some men are absolute assholes. Take it from me. But some women, like this one, are callous bitches.

If this man-hating "lady's" goal is to end the divisions between males and females, methinks vilifying all the havers of peens is a poor strategy. Frankly, her man-hating is only going to breed more dismissal. Disdain. Distrust.

You can't really malign an entire gender based on the actions of a few of their obnoxious members. Just as I don’t want all womenkind to be judged on this feminist's rants, so too should men not be judged based on the acts of dickheads. Fair enough?

Co-written by Courtney Kirchoff and Corey Stallings

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