Meet Dimitri. He may not live in the United States, but he is the quintessential Bernie Sanders voter.

Here's the takeaway: rape money doesn't pay for anything, but if you publish a rape fantasy story and promise people free stuff, they'll remember free stuff, excuse the rape fantasies, and dance like a creep who's high on paint. That pretty much sums up Democrats, Bernie Sanders supporters, and the Clintons. Yes, Bill Clinton is an actual rapist. Maybe Bernie Sanders and Bill collaborated on that rape fantasy story. Food for thought.

Speaking of collaborations and rape money, we have this video. It's the definitive guide to all things Bernie Sanders and how his plan for America is as logical as planting a fern in the Sahara desert. Also, NotGay Jared gets punched a lot. So there's that.