You might remember the Donald ordering the National Guard to lock the border up tighter than Tess Holliday in an airplane seat. Seeing as the left is holding up progress on the glorious wall, Trump had to improvise. So far, it looks like his plan is a rousing success.

Those troops are rounding up border-hopping pendejos like it's nobody's business:

The National Guard's deployment to the southwest border in mid-April has led to 10,805 "deportable alien arrests" of people who illegally entered the United States from Mexico, a U.S. Customs and Border Protection spokeswoman said Monday.

Because guardsmen are military personnel and not law enforcement officers, they cannot apprehend illegal immigrants. But CBP officers and Border Patrol agents apprehended thousands of people that guardsmen helped point out.

The National Guard's presence also helped lead to the interception of more than 3,300 others who were turned back before they crossed into the U.S., CBP press secretary Corry Schiermeyer said in an email to the Washington Examiner. The Guard's deployment has also led to an additional 11,686 pounds of marijuana being seized as a result of their work.

Well, after this uplifting story, leftists will probably declare the National Guard to be Trump's SS troopers. Accuse them of sending "peaceful" illegals off to the neo-Auschwitz they created at an abandoned Wal-Mart. "Everyday low prices and more genocide."

Open border butt dumplings call us a bunch of meanypants for sending illegal doucheburritos packing. They have a problem with us preventing the illegals from voting Democrat "enriching our culture." Reports like this send those lefties a clear message:

The Trumpinator is far from perfect, sure. Though, in the case of border security, he's killing it like a MOAB. Complete and total destruction. All the beers to the National Guard for doing their part to keep chainsaw-wielding illegal dickweeds on their side of the fence.

Now, imagine things once we add the wall to the equation:

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