Look no further than Venezuela to see that socialism looks like a fat feminist after a bender (see Univision News Crew Detained in Venezuela for Asking the ‘Wrong’ Questions and Venezuelans Are Starving, Their Leader is Fat…). President Nicolas Maduro successfully implemented Bernie Sanders and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's favorite policies. Leading the country to new levels of which dog should we eat tonight. In light of the country's misery due to socialism's success, Bernie refused to call the dictator a dictator.

I think it’s fair to say that the last election was undemocratic. But there are still democratic operations taking place in their country. The point is, what I am calling for right now is internationally supervised free elections.

He must be talking about the democratic lines for food. Or the democratic way citizens are eating out of dumpsters. Or the democratic ways people are dining on their beloved pets. So much democracy going down in Venezuela, you wouldn't want to label someone anything other than a democratic dictator.

Venezuela is Exhibit Q on why socialism doesn't work for people's happiness. Something Bernie Sanders refuses to admit. Maduro is a dictator, but to acknowledge that is to acknowledge the tyranny of socialism. Which is a big boo-boo no-no when trying to implement socialism.

Sanders and all the other 2020 candidates are going all in on socialist policies, making 2020 very entertaining. And important. We're finally going to see where Americans really line up on socialism.

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